Once upon a time, two princesses hired a classy campervan called Jackie Brown for a few days, and she took them on a relaxing trip to the sea-side. The two princesses knew that Jackie liked overlooking the sea while she rested in between journeys, so found some delightful campsites (Penhalt Barn Farm, Stoke Barton, North Morte Farm) and made sure that she had a good view of the waves. Jackie took the two princesses to Tintagel for the day where they ate award-winning ice-cream and all three of them were admired by all the tourists – looking good! Leaving the history behind, Jackie took the two princesses back north up the coast, and made sure they had a great time body-boarding at Westward Ho!, providing tea and cakes when they shivered back to dry land, and stopped outside a very good cream tea place in Mortehoe. She hung with the surfers in Woolacombe, and was admired by all in Braunton. Slightly fatter and much more chilled than when they had arrived, the two princesses were very sad to take Jackie back, and offered to leave their normal chariot with Pete in Jackie\’s place… The two princesses returned home in their Ford Focus. But who knows – maybe a long-lost cousin of Jackie’s will turn up on eBay just after they win the lottery!
